Quotes from Robert Breault

Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.

Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.

You know you have found love when you can't find your way back.

A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Am I keeping my promises?

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other.

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, said Browning, and so it has - extended by the length of an artist's brush.

You can think of a painter as a trio - the artist, his talent and his muse, the last two always on the lookout for a new brush man.

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.

If you aren't sure who you are, you might as well work on who you want to be.