Quotes from Derek Landy

I trust you with my life," Skulduggery said. "Just not necessarily my car.

You could go multicoloured, I suppose. You could show your support for the gay, lesbian and transgender communities. The Rainbow Cleaver, perhaps? No? Too much? That's not your thing? Ah, that's a pity.

Oh, my dear, you wound me. Have I ever let you down?" "Numerous times." "I meant today." "Then, no. You haven't. That I know of.

Because I had gone through the same thing. I had tasted the darkness." "You'd 'tasted the darkness', had you?" "I'm allowed to have some poetry in my life, Valkyrie." "'Tasted the darkness, I swear to God... What, did you have a darkness sandwich, or was it a whole plate? What did you have for dessert? Was it pretentiousness? Did you have a bowl of pretentiousness for dessert?

Gordon was always doing book signings. He loved them. He always talked about weird his readers were." "Even if this was a book that the average mage was interested in reading, why would you be doing a signing? You're not writing it." "But I'm contributing." "Providing sarcastic comments in the margins is not enough of a contribution to warrant a book tour." "Well, that sucks.

Well," Skulduggery said. "That was rude.

Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun.

He's broken. He doesn't know what he's doing any more." "Shut up,

She liked that feeling, as much as she hated to admit it. She liked being around someone who was genuinely happy to be around her.

It's definitely a situation we have found ourselves in.

Good and evil are so close as to be chained together in the soul.

Skulduggery Pleasant, Playing With Fire, The Faceless Ones, Dark Days, Mortal Coil, Death Bringer, Kingdom of the Wicked, Last Stand of Dead Men, The Dying of the Light, Resurrection, Midnight and Bedlam

Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.

He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!!

Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions we need to be asking.

By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city.

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly my point.

He looked at her. "We're meant to be together…" "And this is exactly what I mean." "Our love is written in the stars." "And there you go again." "I love you." "You bore me.

I love stories with a happy ending," Inspector Me said.

Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life

Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas

There's enough sedative in these darts to bring down a werewolf, which is exactly what we're hunting. Why would we want to bring down an elephant if we're not hunting elephants?