Quotes from Derek Landy

Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you know? 'oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.

Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he'd react, but he'd seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind.

Scapegrace leaped up. "I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!" Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl before falling.

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.