Quotes from Derek Landy

don't think so. Molly and Alex are sad sometimes. Sometimes they're not friends, and they get sad because of that. But I never get sad, even when people aren't friends with me.

If the world ends, none of that will matter.

And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The

The Circle zone was filled with people.

You'll have a wonderful time." "I hate you." "I know.

That's the thing about redemption," said Skulduggery. "If you're looking for it, the chances are you'll never find it.

He crouched at the car window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

That girl," Skulduggery muttered, "never does what she's bloody well told …

What a burden it must have been. You're very brave for facing it alone." "Thank you," she mumbled. "Amazingly, astonishingly stupid , but brave." She cracked a smile. "Yeah." "Very foolish, is what I'm getting at." "I can see that." "This, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie." "You can really stop complimenting me now.

The only person with whom he'd interacted on any sort of deeper level was Valkyrie Cain – but he still had to work out if she was a good example of a functioning human being.

Oh, yeah," Axelia whispered back. "I think I'm freaking out a bit. I've never seen a murder victim before." Omen frowned at her. "How do you know he was murdered?" "He has a knife sticking out of his back." Omen took a few steps to his left, and saw the knife handle. "Oh, yeah.

Good and evil are so close as to be chained together in the soul." Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1941)

Those are dangerous words you speak." "Well then," Wreath said, "it's a good thing you're not in charge, or I'd really be in trouble, wouldn't I?

Hello, Davina. You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defence?

Skulduggery Pleasant

The world is a dangerous place. In order for people like you to live in relative safety, there need to be people like me.

I don't need another guy telling me how great I am. I know how great I am. I'm me.

Looking back on his life up to the previous night, Sebastian had come to the conclusion that he was, in fact, a pacifist, who just happened to get caught up in extreme acts of violence at regular intervals.

Chapter 144

Please don't tell me you're in love with my granny.

Shakespeare is the happy hunting ground of all minds that have lost their balance," Skulduggery responded. "Are we going to boast about how well-read we are all day or are we going to talk?

Valkyrie frowned. "You think this is a trap?" "I don't know," he said, "but I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.

He took her hand in his and knelt before her. "Marry me," he said. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. She had never used the word dude in a serious conversation before. She didn't think this qualified. "Dude, I'm sixteen.

That's the problem you face when you deal with Arbiters. We don't answer to anyone. We could arrest you, throw you in a cell, and you'd languish there until we remembered to ask you those questions we'd been meaning to.