Quotes from Anonymous

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall — but you are there to catch them.

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember.

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.

A family is a patchwork of love.

I will not give sleep to mine eyes, or slumber to mine eyelids.

My days are consumed like smoke.

There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.

And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished!

The tree of life also in the midst of the garden.

A friend is a brother who was once a bother.

The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show.

And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves, for charity shall cover the multitude of sins.

We are members one of another.Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.

Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord… that they may rest from their labours.

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his roomOnly to find Gideon's Bible.Gideon checked out and he left it no doubtTo help with good Rocky's revival.

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Windows is just DOS in drag.

All we like sheep have gone astray.

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.