Quotes from Anonymous

He saw a man, named Matthew, sitting at the receipt of custom.

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep.

For the Lord is full of compassion and mercy, long-suffering, and very pitiful, and forgiveth sins, and saveth in time of affliction.

Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord.

Wherefore have ye rewarded evil for good?

All mothers are working mothers.

It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one.

Marriage is not a word — it is a sentence.

Great men are not always wise.

Thou shalt come to thy grave in a full age, like as a shock of corn cometh in in his season.

A garden of love grows in a grandmother's heart.

Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.

Know your limits, but never stop trying to exceed them.

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Curse God, and die.

Today, Passover is used as an opportunity to reflect on the things that plague our world, to seek justice for the still-oppressed and even to bring together multi-faiths family and friends under the common banner of universal freedom.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

Give me here John Baptist's head in a charger.

Some people can hack it, others can't.

The holly and the ivy,When they are both full grown,Of all the trees that are in the wood,The holly bears the crown:The rising of the sunAnd the running of the deer,The playing of the merry organ,Sweet singing in the choir.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

When we're together or when we're apart, you're first in my thoughts and first in my heart.

His mercy endureth for ever.