Quotes from Anonymous

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.

It's not that easy bein' green.

A hug is two hearts wrapped in arms.

The Campbells are comin', oho, oho.

In dog years, I'm dead.

With drums and guns, and guns and drumsThe enemy nearly slew ye.My darling dear, you look so queer,Oh, Johnny, I hardly knew ye.

Mighty in the Scriptures.

If God be for us, who can be against us?

Now is the accepted time.

I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.

A workman that needeth not to be ashamed.

Give to all nations unity, peace, and concord.

Thou truly canst not guide whom thou lovest; but God guideth whom He will; and He best knoweth those who yield to guidance.

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

Return, return, O Shulamite.

The eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.

Have I not written to thee excellent things in counsels and knowledge,That I might make thee know the certainty of the words of truth; that thou mightest answer the words of truth to them that send unto thee?

And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

My soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is.

People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it.

And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years.