Quotes from Anonymous

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Hang by your thumbs, everybody! Write if you get work!

I've fallen, and I can't get up.

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

From the Valley of the Jolly . . . Ho! Ho! Ho! . . . Green Giant.

A short prayer pierces heaven.

Sister Anne, do you see anyone coming?

Because I'm worth it!

Must-see TV.

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.

Fair and balanced.

Intel inside.

Decay is inherent in all component things! Work out your salvation with diligence.

Can you hear me now? Good.

Just say no.

It doesn't get any better than this.

Things go better with Coke.

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

Volunteering is the ultimate exercise in democracy. You vote in elections once a year, but when you volunteer, you vote every day about the kind of community you want to live in.

We are the people of this generation, bred in at least modest comfort, housed now in universities, looking uncomfortably to the world we inherit.