Quotes from Anonymous

I used to stare up at the sky trying to see where the snowflakes were born. I could do it for hours. Well, minutes. But it was always the waiting that was the most fun.

American by Birth. Rebel by Choice.

There are only two lasting bequests that we can hope to give our children — roots and wings.

The Greatest Show on Earth.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."

First you feel like dying. Then you feel reborn.

It's Miller time.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

We are all manufacturers — some make good, others make trouble, and still others make excuses.

There was a young man from Trinity, Who solved the square root of infinity. While counting the digits, He was seized by the fidgets, Dropped science, and took up divinity.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Eat clean; train dirty.

All of god's grace in one precious little face.

The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.

Hic est enim calix Sanguinis mei, novi et aeterni testamenti: mysterium fidei: qui pro vobis et pro multis effundetur in remissionem peccatorum [For this is the chalice of My Blood, of the new and eternal covenant; the mystery of faith; which shall be shed for you and for many unto the forgiveness of sins].

Confucius say: "Baseball wrong — man with four balls cannot walk."

Firefighting is all about ass - busting ours to save yours.

It is one great purpose of the Park to supply to the hundreds of thousands of tired workers, who have no opportunity to spend their summers in the country, a specimen of God's handiwork that shall be to them, inexpensively, what a month or two in the White Mountains or the Adirondacks is, at great cost, to those in easier circumstances.

Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows." "I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies."

I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn.

"Shine, Shine, save poor me!I'll give you all the pussy a Shine can see."Shine says, "Now pussy's good, but pussy don't last—Shine's going to save his own black ass."And Shine swam on.

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet.