Quotes from Anonymous

If you don't know there's a trampoline in the room, you're not going to dust the ceiling for prints.

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Sorrow and sighing shall flee away.

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs, Said my pajamas and put on my prayers, Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light All because you kissed me goodnight!

Homecoming means coming home to what is in your heart.

No man is a leader until his appointment is ratified in the hearts and minds of his men.

Ye who do truly and earnestly repent you of your sins, and are in love and charity with your neighbors, and intend to lead a new life.

Iron in the water shall floatAs easy as a wooden boat.

Sisters are like fat thighs: they stick together.

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.

Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.

Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped.Then shall the lame man leap as an hart, and the tongue of the dumb sing.

The whole inspiration of our life as a nation flows out from the waving folds of this banner.

Faith can move mountains. Doubt can create them.

Programs for sale: fast, reliable, cheap - choose two.

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history.

Dear Lord, I would have loved to have held my babies on my lap and tell them about you, but since I didn't get the chance, would you please hold them on your lap and tell them about me?

My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue.

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.

Drive now. Text later.

Though little, I'll work as hard as a Turk,If you'll give me employ,To plow and sow, and reap and mow,And be a farmer's boy.

En boca cerrada no entran moscas [The closed mouth swallows no flies].

Hit's a lot worse to be soul-hungry than to be body-hungry.