Quotes from Bill Hicks

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.