Quotes from Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearanceî

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Nogle ting er bedre i Sverige end i Danmark. De har bedre naboer.

laughter is the shortest distance between two people