Quotes from Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.