Quotes from David Gustafson

I am keeping my powder dry for a political system that will improve my golf game, my blues piano licks and my cooking. Until them, please keep the political scum in your yard. Thank you.

Why worship God when you can worship yourself? says the "celebrity.

For the chronically illiterate, a photo-op is worth much, much more than a thousand words.

There are people who follow a crowd and then there are people who follow a crowd and then there are people who follow a crowd.

If one is thoroughly disgusted by the politicians, the courts, the press and the suffocating culture, they should pat themselves on the back for being such an above-average specimen of humanity.

The medieval scholar, Bernard of Chartres, once complained that his contemporaries were dwarfs standing on the shoulders of (classical) giants. The babbling media bobbleheads of this age are nothing less than mites clinging to the noses of cross-eyed dwarfs.

Whenever I read history, I feel as though I am hopelessly surrounded by hopelessly stupid people.

Emoji - a noun An assisted-living device invented for handicapped Americans whose intellectual discernment has been permanently damaged by over exposure to toxic doses of canned laughter emnanatiing from their boob tubes.