Quotes from Jana Deleon

boobs are twice as large as normal. From where I sit, that's pretty

She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.

It was always nice to get one over on Celia, but that still wasn't enough for me to wear sequins and a push-up bra. It was the fact that RJ had been so mean to Ally that she still held a grudge that had me wavering. I hated mean. Deadly, I could appreciate, but mean was just cowardly.

I will never understand a desire for a reckoning so strong that you burn down your own house to get it,

Sometimes a person's got to pick a day to start their life over and never look back.

into some odd business concerning Gilbert Forrest.

It wasn't long ago that I left the CIA and DC, moved to Sinful, adopted a cat, quit my job, acquired a boyfriend, and for Christ's sake, I just wore a sequined dress and a tiara on a parade float. If there is any more change in my life, I might spontaneously combust.

talk? I live in a perpetual state of behind.

Small town. Not a lot to do. You either got married, drunk, or pregnant, not necessarily in that order.

I stared at her in dismay. "You expect me to shop, too? Good God. Is the apocalypse happening and I missed the Rider of Death?

Jesus H. Christ!" Harrison raged. "You'd be less obvious as a Wiccan hooker in Salt Lake City. You can't go around killing people when you're off-grid, especially average citizens.

That man tried to steal my purse!" "You should have just let him have it. You could have gotten hurt." "He's the one who got hurt. I have three cans of Vienna sausages in here." Rose started to ask her friend why she had Vienna sausages in her purse, then shook her head. "Never mind. Let's go get you some lunch.

Good Lord, if you denied sinners a funeral service in the church, there wouldn't be any," I said.

But all the paper wasn't the best call. Still, there's only so many things to decorate with, and with the fire extinguishers and volunteers on hand, we figured it would be all right." "Technically, it was," I said. "No one died." Gertie laughed. "The advantage of setting the bar really, really low." "I'm not so sure that 'no one died' is a low bar in Sinful," I said.

The problem with society is that most people are too comfortable in their own lives to even try to imagine the difficulty of someone

Oh, I resented her at first. The whole 'in sickness and in health' thing, but I eventually came to realize it was for the best. If someone stays for any reason other than they want to be there, it will only lead to resentment. And then what do you have?" "Two miserable people," Ida Belle said. "Exactly," Nolan agreed.

Remember that incident in Egypt with the #No. 2 pencil?" "Don't be ridiculous," I snapped. "That was a Pentel, not a #No. 2.

Gertie frowned. "Why do you always have to be Debbie Downer?" Ida Belle shook her head. "I'm Reality Rita.

She had no idea how long these moments of pure unadulterated glee would last, but she was going to enjoy the hell out of it as long as she could.

And the Lord Jesus said," Pastor Don continued, "this is my body. Eat it in remembrance of me. Hmm, that sounds really bad. Too many episodes of The Walking Dead, probably. Hey, Jesus was sort of the first zombie, right?

Plausible deniability is a useful thing in Sinful.

only one road out here." "Just stay cool," I said. "They're probably

sure you're right.

What's wrong?" Gertie asked as she put a bowl of stew in front of me. "Nothing," I said. "Everything." "There's a bit of a gap between those two words," Ida Belle said.