Quotes from Jana Deleon

Let's go home," he said. Home. That word meant something completely different now than it had before. It meant everything.

I shook my head, amazed at how much women would lower their standards simply to avoid getting a job.

I looked around my boat and sighed. "When the corpses outnumber the living, you know your boat has taken a hard turn in the wrong direction.

and this horrid bra that shoved my boobs under my chin. I had a cleavage cleft the size of most people's butt cracks.

Gertie clapped her hands. "Another murder to solve. Thank God. I was getting bored." "We just had a head fall off in front of us a few weeks ago at the Halloween festival," Ida Belle said. "How many people need to be murdered to keep you entertained?

do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is to have the whole damned EPA up your ass? Because that's what I have right now, and according to my wife, I've never had much ass, so it's getting crowded down there and I'm more than a little uncomfortable. You

You are I are not exactly fashion-forward.

She was going to die. Emma knew it with complete certainty. She was trapped in

the universe keeps things balanced by placing those with the abilities to right wrongs in the path of evil. And no matter where you're standing, that path is going to run right through you.

Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.