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Quotes About Santa

I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.
~ Tig Notaro
Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.
~ Elaine Chao
Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.
~ Mick Foley
Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man?
~ Aretha Franklin
I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.
~ Baron Davis
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind to it.
~ Dean Devlin
I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.
~ Matt Bomer
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.
~ Alfonso Soriano
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
~ Phyllis Diller
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
~ Julia Sweeney
A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We've tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once a week we visit Venice High and talk to girls at risk.
~ Lisa Bonet
Barcelona is very similar to Santa Monica.
~ Ricky Rubio
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
~ Jon Stewart
I absolutely adore Christmas.
~ Aurora
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief - even though our children are 19 through 23.
~ Mary Steenburgen
Keeping the magic alive can be as simple as going to the mall to sit on Santa's lap or reading special stories on Christmas Eve.
~ Stephanie Land
I'm a native son, born in Santa Rosa.
~ Raymond Chandler
I love Christmas! I'm not religious, but I love the trappings of the season. I love the decorations, and the music, and Santa, and the festive food, and the cinnamon- and vanilla-infused aromas.
~ Jane Cleland
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
~ Jon Stewart
Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in Santa suits, take toys from department stores and distribute them to children on the street, partly just so everyone can relish the images of the cops beating down Santa and snatching the toys back from crying children.
~ David Graeber
I thought you were all-seeing." All-knowing, not all-seeing!" he snapped. "I'm a God, not Santa Claus!
~ Kelley Armstrong
So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?
~ Zoe Forward, Hooked On A Witch
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? #rebelheart
~ Madonna Ciccone
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
~ Charles M. Schulz