Quotes About Banter

I can be sarcastic.

I like talky scenes.

My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you can say cutting things to your friends that might be a little true, but as long as you package it in a joke, it becomes a little more palatable.

Yes, it's possible to play computer games on your own and many do. But I also see children playing them in pairs and fours for hours on end and the air is full of talk and banter.

Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter? Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants .

I like my smart-aleck self.

In my family, Father is the world champion at ending conversations.

Recordé una broma de Schopenhauer y contesté: —A mí también. Podemos salir juntos los dos.

Vance shook his head. "Philly, I love you, buddy. I do. But you're not my type." "I'm not?" "What? Are you insulted?" Philip was pondering that when the front door jingled.

What do you gargle with? Pebbles? (to singer Tom Jones after a 1969 Royal Variety performance)

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

Hannah leaned against the wall. 'Mind if I call shotgun?' 'Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

You called him a big dumb dodo?" Caroline asked later that night as the two of them sat on Jane's couch watching the gas fireplace lick the fake logs. "Why didn't you go for broke and call him a poo-poo head too?

Oh, I don't know if I'd kick your ass. You're not that bad." She laughed. "I'd spank you real good, though." - Kate

The English reputation for humour is a way by which people avoid revealing themselves and have superficial relationships, so that you can engage in banter without making yourself vulnerable.

I'm the one who is always bantering. Millie Bright and Rach Daly are pretty bad. Jill Scott is up there, too, but I'm probably the one who initiates it all, and people come back at me.

Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? she asked softly. A slow boyish smile spread across his features. What would you think if I told you no? Lauren laughed. I'd think you were trying to appear modest. Then what am I supposed to do now? he teased. I suppose you should try to look a little flustered and embarrassed by the flattery. I don't fluster or embarrass very easily. In that case, you could try to fluster me by telling me how I look, she hinted broadly.

You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.

What do psychology professors say when they pass each other in the hallway? "Hi, you're fine, how am I?" I know, I know. The joke isn't that funny.

My uncle and I had a fairly compact "Take My Wife" routine for two people who were not married and couldn't stand the sight of each other.

Neil shook hands with Marco, and then Sarah followed suit. "Just don't start with the tall jokes, okay?" Neil asked. "Let's leave that behind us." Marco grinned. "No problem," he said. "I never make jokes about a man I always look up to.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.