Quotes About Witty

I haven't got many anecdotes. Maybe I should do something scandalous.

I really have a piece-of-shit car. Is it brown? No, it's an expression. How can a car be an expression?

The art of strategic decision- making includes a witty leap forward with high volition.

I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness.

He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.

I am a monstrous clever fellow.

The cure to boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.

I do not complain," said Poirot, and proceeded to do so.

I wasn't the crazy kid bouncing off the walls, I would just sit back a make comments and I made people laugh.

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

I should get one of those T-shirts that says ORGASM DONOR," he said.

Remember Ambrose Bierce's witty definition of the verb 'to pray': 'to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy'.

Karen Owens has captured this witty little paradox in equally engaging verse:   Can omniscient God, who Knows the future, find The omnipotence to Change His future mind?

Ambrose Bierce's witty definition of the verb 'to pray': 'to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy'.

I stuck out a hand and tried to make up for lost ground. 'What did you say her name was, this chippy of yours?' I asked; but somehow it didn't come out as witty and ironic; just gawky and ill-bred.

He was sardonic even in his thoughts these days.

I bet you were a Boy Scout. You are incomprehensible. It's just a compliment.

Thinking man's crumpet? Well, it's more flattering than being a lobotomised man's crumpet, I suppose.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Music has shaped men's fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically.

I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing on TV but I'd like to make Big Bang fans happy through various mediums.

Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!