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I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

One becomes sated with platitudes no less than honey, so that one often breaks another's bones in one's vexation.

I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.

Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be the best superpower ever!

How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs?

I was just teasing, " I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.

I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert.

I'm considering writing a self-help book and giving people 20 cents to read it. This way, I can be sure they all get new paradigms.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, " Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery, " Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.

All this for two bad lines he could've gotten out of a fortune cookie?

There is new information.""Are you going to share it?""No."Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious vibe. Can't have that.

Typical Xochi, leaving out important, death-related details.

It's complicated. He's not…' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

The last we heard of him was a picture postcard from Mazatlan, on the Pacific coast of Mexico, containing a message of two words: "Hello - Goodbye!" and no address.

I decided I would teach Mrs. P. a lesson by cooking my own meal.

When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.

Lust? I have no desire to incite lust in anyone."Veliss turned to her with a quizzical expression, her smile suddenly genuine. "Then I'm afraid you're in for a lifetime of disappointment.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.