Quotes About Author

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.

If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right.

My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)

This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir, ' said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?'Yes, sir.''We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value

You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?"As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government?

No I didn't spell that wrong it's just the Canadian version

An autobiography is inherently incomplete unless the last page is written on the eve of the author's demise.

...writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.

... the novel, arguably the author's best, had a disquieting power, like a sleeping crocodile.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

It was a dark and stormy night. . .perfect for staying indoors and writing a novel!

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?""I'm sort of in between gigs right now, " Daniel said.

Without the door let sorrow lie, And if for cold it hap to die, We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie, And evermore be merry.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.

Even cats have questions – like "Can't you see my bowl is empty?" or "Why don't you turn off the ***! rain now?" From their perspective we are gods!

What is this thing? Did you make it?""I am a chemist, aren't I?" Laurence says."You own a meth-lab, " Benjamin says. "That does not qualify you as a chemist.

Morino: What does the kidnapper do with those things?Yuka: Those things?Morino: You know, the stinky things with four legs that make a lot of

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You there is such a thing as a door, " I whispered. "You should try it some time.

He committed the crime of stupidity while under my command, " said Citizen."Oh my, " said Rigg. "They're handing out the death penalty for that these days?