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I'm beginning to wish I'd had you deported after the first murder! Death seems to follow you around like the plague.

Immy knocked on his open door. "Mr. Mallett?"The look on his narrow face was pained. "What's with the Mr. Mallett? When you don't call me Mike, it's usually trouble.

We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night, ' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll jot down later if I'm not dead in a ditch.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged.

A seal the size of Canada attaches to her soul light.

It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly.

He's an even-tempered stallion. What he lacks in stamina he makes up for in speed, kind of like most of the men I've slept with.

You know the look: genius gone to pot, and ready to join the Communist Party

You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard, " I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Sure, I liked girls but I was always too terrified to speak to them unless we were arguing or I was calling them stupidos, which was one of my favorite words that year.

I can tell by the look on Hagin's face that he had eaten some of my food. It is amazing those boys aren't fat.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.

As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers.

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous.

It's a very remarkable story.""Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away.

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

Are you always so cynical?' said Angelica.'No, ' said Katherine. 'Sometimes I'm asleep.

It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.

Hell's got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush?

I smile thinly, to make it clear that this will happen when hell turns into a family friendly summer resort.

Very touching, " said a voice from the stairway. "Do you want me to imitate a violin?" - Damon

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.