Quotes About Life

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Respect is one of life's greatest treasures. I mean, what does it all add up to if you don't have that?

Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live.

Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

What's the good of drawing in the next breath if all you do is let it out and draw in another?

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, somg go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

Die Liebe und die Arbeit sind die beiden einzigen wahren Dinge in unserem Leben. Sie gehören zusammen, sonst ist es schief. Die Arbeit ist selbst eine Form der Liebe. Love and work are the only two real things in our lives. They belong together, otherwise it is off. Work is in itself a form of love.

So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.

try to enjoy myself when I can - I'll be miserable enough as it is.

But as long as one is alive, one can be vital. But you don't give up until you stop breathing.

We should all start to live before we get too old.

You miss so much when you're young. It's fine to be old. So exciting. And I'm not going to retire.

The luckiest thing that ever happened to me was being born a woman.

I'm married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least once a month.

That's the way of the world. Sometimes you eat. Sometimes you get eaten.

The length of your education is less important than its breadth, and the length of your life is less important than its depth.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

Sometimes I have loved the peacefulness of an ordinary Sunday. It is like standing in a newly planted garden after a warm rain. You can feel the silent and invisible life.

I'm writing this in part to tell you that if you ever wonder what you've done in your life, and everyone does wonder sooner or later, you have been God's grace to me, a miracle, something more than a miracle. You may not remember me very well at all, and it may seem to you to be no great thing to have been the good child of an old man in a shabby little town you will no doubt leave behind. If only I had the words to tell you.