Quotes About Funny

I'm funny with food, even if it's vegan. I like it well well, well, well done. I don't want anything there that reminds me of blood. I get mine extra well done. That way, when I look at it, I'm like, 'Okay, cool.'

I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show.

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.

My son is such a lover, such a caretaker and so funny. He's seven, and he genuinely cracks me up. And my daughter is a fearless powerhouse. They fill me with wonder and admiration.

If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian.

I was at a premiere, and these girls blurted out, 'We love your hair!' That made me laugh.

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.

Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him.

In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting.

We all know he was talented but he was also a very smart, kind, funny individual and his personality and presence will be deeply missed. There will never be another person like him but his legacy will live forever. R.I.P. Chad Butler.

The great thing about writing jokes for President Obama is that he is not afraid to tell jokes that are actually funny - and not just funny for a politician.

Who doesn't want to come and put fangs on, and a funny mad costume, and pretend to be like a really over-the-top bloodsucking monster for a couple of days? It's like dress-up.

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.

I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.

If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that many movies that are really, truly, honestly that funny.

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

I don't think comedy necessarily comes from a dark place. But I do think what a lot of us have in common is that, growing up, being funny was a coping mechanism.

Everybody thinks I'm so serious and the dark side is very accessible to me, so of course it's a challenge to do something funny.

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny.

I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny. I think that life is very dark at times, and there are things that are very funny about that.

I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!

'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.