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Quotes About Funny

Honey," he drawled, pulling on his Southern roots. "When a wolf watches a lamb, he's not thinking about the lamb's mommy." I grinned. I couldn't help it. The idea of Bran as a lamb's mommy was too funny. "I'm not much of a lamb," I said. He just smiled.
~ Patricia Briggs
Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
~ Patton Oswalt
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
~ Patty Duke
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
~ Paul Feig
What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over.
~ Paul Feig
Another reason is that the letters are almost always funny, offering readers the spectacle of some pompous self-celebrator given ample ironic room in which to parade his self-solicited hurt.
~ Paul Fussell
He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
~ Paula McLain
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
~ Paula Poundstone
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
~ Paullina Simons
This looks like a job for emergency pants!
~ Unknown
tick, tick, woof? A dog marking homework.
~ Unknown
I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
~ Peter Gallagher
Context is funny. How things hit you. Like on one planet there is gravity and you are walking along, then there is no gravity and you are airborne, sort of flying in slow parabolic leaps
~ Peter Heller