Quotes About Funny

I think the more you hone your voice, take risks and talk about things that matter, the better chance you have of getting into the realm of the philosophers of stand up. But you have to be funny.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk wasnt some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.

I'm kind of the funny guy that hopefully kind of wins your heart if I did my job.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

I'm really funny now.

I started a funny book from the 1930s called The Code of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse. Wodehouse is a comic genius.

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

Mal snickered. "What's so funny?""I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him.

Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.

It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

My brothers were funny, and there was a lot of shtick and comedy and nastiness and violence and fighting and sports.