Quotes About Funny

Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't. It would be the same as addressing the issue of "Should dogs and cats be able to care for our children? They're in the house anyway." I try not to make it a habit to seriously discuss nonsensical hot-button issues.

I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing.

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

Oh, this has got to be something humorus.

Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.

Comedy is a funny way of being serious. My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Our reality is getting funnier and funnier, comical nightmare of black humor, and funny and scary, shock humor. The comical, dreamlike paradoxes of egoism are becoming more and more.

If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.

OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!" *smack* J-just now, that made a really loud noise.." Do you wanna hear it again?" N-no, you'll just hit me again!" Kyo and Tohru

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

Sometimes darkness rode him like a harpy, but still. Funny. My Lord, he was funny. Even when his life was ricocheting from city to wife to book to tragedy—of which there were more than a few—he remained one of the funniest men I ever knew.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

I don't see what's so funny about a man combing his beard," he muttered, and put way his comb.

Some Dogs can be silly, just like people, and this Dog was certainly one of them.

I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

AMBER I'll be black in a minute. Mike Huh?!? AMBER I meant back! Freaking autocorrect. As far as I know, I won't be black anytime soon. Lol!

We're the eighth and ninth dwarves—Gimpy and Barfy.