Quotes About Funny

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words.

The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.

I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.

I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.

So the guys who are supposed to be figuring out the truth are ignoring it because they don't want to admit they were wrong?" Shay grinned. "Funny how that works, isn't it?

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

And I'm clueless as to why Southern lesbians are always growing up queer-gorgeous-and-damned-funny, except that maybe things are a lot different in the South.

Borrower's don't steal." "Except from human beings," said the boy. Arrietty burst out laughing; she laughed so much that she had to hide her face in the primrose. "Oh dear," she gasped with tears in her eyes, "you are funny!" She stared upward at his puzzled face. "Human beans are for Borrowers - like bread's for butter!

On the good days being the parent of a spirited child is astounding, dumbfounding, wonderful, funny, interesting, and interspersed with moments of brilliance.

Sinki, blinki, stinki, Helsinki!

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Jesus," I said into the phone. "I'm an establishment pseudo-hipster." "The funny thing about that," my so-called friend answered, "is that you are." "Fuck you," I said.

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny.