Quotes About Funny

He was flying over India now, still making notes. He remembered hearing an Indian politician on TV talking about the British prime minister and being unable to pronounce her name properly. "Mrs. Torture," he kept saying. "Mrs. Margaret Torture." This was unaccountably funny.

Isn't it funny how ignorance is the source of strength of so many?

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Change, Friendly . . . change is a funny thing. Sometimes men change for the better. Sometimes men change for the worse. And often, very often, given time and opportunity . . .' He waved his flask around for a moment, then shrugged. 'They change back.

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him he was funny.

It took me a moment to realize he was joking. He was very dry. He didn't even smile at his own jokes, let alone laugh at them. Didn't give you any clues he was being funny. Oh

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time.

The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life.

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

Never eat anything bigger than your ass - Johnny

Those funny old days, when men went for change of air instead of changing the air in their rooms! And

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.

Norway...looked to Roosevelt "as funny a kingdom as was ever imagined outside of opera bouffe....It is much as if Vermont should offhand try the experiment of having a king.

Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.

I've got a great sense of humor.

The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot.

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.