Quotes About Funny

I would make it illegal to walk into a comedy club with a tie on.

I was taught that you can't be a healthy individual without art, music, or nature in your life. All my art is tied into inner cultural experience. It has to do with music or ceremonies or nature, even the funny ones.

The first song I wrote was called 'Baby Darling Darling Girl,' and you know what's funny? It went, 'Baby darling darling girl, I really love your Jheri Curl.' I thought it was tight as hell.

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.

It's mighty funny. The end of time has just begun.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

Bette Davis had very strong opinions and was not afraid to express them. She wasn't afraid of anything that I ever saw. And she was so funny. She's just funny and she was laughing all the time.

Will Smith is a funny person, a very likable person, but at the same time he can be serious and really handle his business. I'll stay away from talking about his rapping abilities, though.

And it is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best.

And herein lies the key to the brilliance of Mark Haddon's choice of narrator: The most wrenching of emotional moments are chronicled by a boy who cannot fathom emotion. The effect is dazzling, making for a novel that is deeply funny, poignant, and fascinating in its portrayal of a person whose curse and blessing is a mind that perceives the world literally.

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants.

It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.

I have since found that almost everybody in the meat business is funny —just as almost everyone in the fish business is not.

Cure the evils of Democracy by the evils of Fascism! Funny therapeutics. I've heard of their curing syphilis by giving the patient malaria, but I've never heard of their curing malaria by giving the patient syphilis!

Here a few weeks back, when we were in Vienna, I picked up 'Martin Chuzzlewit' and waded through it. Funny, mind you, his picture of America a hundred years ago. But he shows a bunch of people along the Ohio River and in New York who were too lazy to scratch, who--

Underpants! Underpants!

Life under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children.

This was the way the night had cashed in. Choices had been made and things happened, and here we were. It was sad, and funny. My life was made of this. Stuff like this.

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.