Quotes About Funny

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He spoke with a funny maybe-Hungarian, maybe-Arabic accent, like something he made up for a comedy sketch. Anton was unshaven, the stubble on his face glistening in a not-pleasant way. He wore sunglasses even though it was cave-dark in here. "This

We'll see how big a coup it is, Zuckerman said. Zoom is moving into golf in a very big way. Huge. Humongous. Gigantic. Enormous, Myron said. Mammoth, Win added. Colossal. Titanic. Bunyanesque. Win smiled. Brobdingnagian, he said. Oooo, Myron said. Good one. Zuckerman shook his head. You guy are funnier than The Three Stooges without Curly.

You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

I want to be scary, boring, philosophical, funny, touching.

Ross Noble at the Leicester De Montfort Hall on his Randomist tour - it's the only time I've hurt from laughing at a standup comedian.

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

the indignation of the patron in a restaurant who, having been served caviar on toast, complained that the jam had a funny taste of fish.

She was opinionated, thoughtful and funny, telling tales about a horrific shoot she abandoned when a producer started gluing stick insects to a branch in a garage in Croydon.

As Gary walks down the hallway, I think of how funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. And how a blond girl can make you think futures are something to look forward to.

I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy.

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.

Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.

In person, my father is so friendly, so considerate, so funny, and so real. I have admired my father all of my life, and I love him with all my heart.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.