Quotes About Funny

Watch 'Dog with a Blog' to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He's really, really adorable and cute, and it's really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve.

I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.

I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.

The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of become routinized, so there's an awful lot of mannerisms and joke lines that are sort of there to trigger laughter, rather than give actors a chance to play a moment.

It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.

It's never fun to run out of gas while on a road trip, But the adventure of trying to find gas when your in the middle a nowhere usually ends up being a funny story a few years down the line.

We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast.

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

Tom Hardy is such a good egg. He's a total teddy bear. He loves his dogs and his kids. He's a true artist. But he's a lovely, naughty, funny man.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

There haven't been a lot of superhero movies with female leads, and there have been even fewer - if any - that were truly funny. I heard Ant-Man was, but I haven't seen that yet. So, that would be my goal, my dream - to be a super-heroine who's not afraid to be feminine and also not afraid to make people laugh.

I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He's funny.

If people still trust me with a funny line, then that is fine. If that is what gets me work.

I think I want what every girl wants in a man. I would like him to be funny, honest, trustworthy. These are the basic qualities that we all look for in a man.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

It has to come from a truthful place in order to be funny.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.

When you have passion it changes your perspective on things, you want every tiny detail to be right. You want funny moments to be funny, sad moments to be sad. You wanna give your all.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?