Quotes About Funny
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
~ Tommy Chong
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The third question, thankfully, was less emotional. It read: "What is wrong with this statement?" How funny, Reynie thought, and marking down his answer he felt somewhat cheered. "It isn't a statement at all," he wrote. "It's a question.
~ Trenton Lee Stewart
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It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
~ Trey Parker
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
~ Tucker Carlson
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You big sap," he said. "And I can't even punch you to shut you up." "You could," she said. "That would be pretty funny for me.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
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Mystery dragon! Hmmm. There's something different about you. Did you get your claws trimmed?" "Very funny," she said, baring her teeth at him. "You could have told me you were one of the dragonets," Deathbringer said. "I'd have asked for your autograph.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
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On the contrary," she said. "I see this really awesome future where I go back inside and drink tea by the fire and read a scroll about funny scavenger antics for the rest of the day and also, by the way, stay completely dry. That one is definitely winning right now.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
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NightWings will try to counter your sarcasm with more sarcasm, as though every conversation is a competition to see whose wit is more biting. No one ever stops to acknowledge that someone else was funny.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
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Funny people, the Germans. When you got them in a bunch they were all Nazis (they had to be), but when you got the little people by themselves and worked on them for a while they didn't have any morale underneath. Inside they seemed naked and defenceless.
~ Unknown
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So even if you got it loaded it could not be anything more than a study in still-life until you took the jacks away, and then the scrap metal wouldn't be funny.
~ Unknown
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The brilliant escape, the funny line to cap it, despite the lack of timing. And the girl was still dead. The last act had not materialised. The world, and himself, remained so far from what they should be: so imperfect.
~ Unknown
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We all know that a vast proportion of travel is accumulated nuisance; but if boredom or awfulness is handled with skill and concrete detail, it is funnier and truer than the sunniest prose.
~ Paul Theroux
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What most Australians seem to want in the way of a response is something funny and familiar, such as You bloody diggers are rough as pig's breakfast, but that's what I like.
~ Paul Theroux
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Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner are the funniest dudes ever, and they have great careers on their own. They made great art in the '90s, and they still have dinner three times a week.
~ Nick Kroll
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I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all.
~ David Rees
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It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.
~ Grimes
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Cats, of course, are easier to make fun of. The cutest cat is still a freak. Where dogs are sympathetic, almost tragic, figures, cats are pure comedy. Dogs are your buddies, cats are entertainment They're like a TV show. There's nothing funnier than when a cat falls off of something. When a dog falls down a couple of stairs, you rush to it and console it. But when a cat does it, it's funny—you point at it and laugh (which they don't like, incidentally).
~ Darby Conley
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As they prepared to mount, Barak's horse, a large, sturdy gray, sighed and threw a reproachful look at Hettar, and the Algar chuckled. 'What's so funny?' Barak demanded suspiciously. 'The horse said something,' Hettar replied. 'Never mind.
~ David Eddings
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the only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you.
~ David Foster Wallace
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I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.
~ Woody Allen
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose..
~ Woody Allen
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For the written record in this personal document, let me simply say to me, Groucho Marx, W. C. Fields, and Elaine May are indisputably funny, with S.J. Perelman the funniest human of my time on earth.
~ Woody Allen
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You want to do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes.
~ Woody Allen
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Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.
~ Christopher Walken
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