Quotes About Experience

I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

The distinguishing mark of true adventures, is that it is often no fun at all while they are actually happening.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

You haven't lived until you've died in California

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.

Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably trying to stick pointed objects in bits of you.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.