Quotes About Experience

It's funny how one summer can change everything.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star.

The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It's a kind of funny dichotomy.

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

Don't write about what you don't know even if you don't know it.

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.

The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity.

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

Funny how certain things stay with you.

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out

I was married once before, and I stopped.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.