Quotes About Experience

I've been waiting years to have a conversation with Franchesa [Ramsey]! She's so funny and wicked smart. So that's really going to be the experience it's going to intelligent, layered, and hilarious.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.

A lot of people who do drama say comedy is the hardest thing, but, not wanting to sound like a bighead, comedy is easy for me, as I've always been fairly funny.

There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.

I was going to tweet every three seconds about every thought that went through my mind, and I did that for a few days. It was really fun, and funny to me.

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.

Meeting Helen Mirren was a fabulous experience. I had played it out in my mind, how I should greet her when we would be introduced. But the way we met was funny because I just didn't recognise her!

The Stones were nasty and ugly and doing songs I was familiar with.

Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.

I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

It's funny that you [Zachary Quinto] did a monologue from Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead. I did the same thing for my university when I went to USC.

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.