Quotes About Experience

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

Age considers; youth ventures.

Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other evidence of his having lived long except his age.

Live your life and forget your age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

The best ears of our lives.

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?