Quotes About Experience

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. A child is given to the universe to be educated.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

You never really know a woman until you meet her in court.

The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.

I think no woman I have had ever gave me so sweet a moment, or at so light a price, as the moment I owe to a newly heard musical phrase.

We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.

This is how everyone has to begin, men who have never known a woman, women who have never known a man, until the day comes for the one who knows to teach the one who does not.

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.

When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.

The resistance of a woman is not always a proof of her virtue, but more frequently of her experience.

I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm like an old woman-lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.