Quotes About Experience

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there.

I think there is some methodology in my travels.

Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses.

What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, its silly.

I warn people, your 40s will require massive amounts of humor and humility.

If you're gonna take people on a journey that deals with some pretty heavy themes, I think you best have a sense of humor, here and there.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it, " Prophet muttered sarcastically.

I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over again all my life.

I'm a mother, " said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.

On the Rolling Stones - You will walk out of the Amphitheatre after watching the Stones perform and suddenly the Chicago stockyards smell clean and good by comparison.

There are many good things about getting older, but no one knows what they are.

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

Been there, done that. I'm sure I've got a T-shirt somewhere to prove it.