Quotes About Balance

The worst enemy of life, freedom and the common decencies is total anarchy; their second worst enemy is total efficiency

Freedom and order are not incompatible... truth is strength... free discussion is the very life of truth.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.