Quotes About Balance

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

You can't eat your friends and have them too

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

I need one more bass less.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production.

Ecology is often confused with environmentalism, while in fact, environmentalism often leaves out the fact that people, too, can be a legitimate part of an ecosystem.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.

The real trick for me as a director is to make sure that people don't start pushing because the harder you push as a perform the less funny it becomes.

I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month.

Not often is there as much of a vulnerable side as there is a funny side.

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am.

Doing funny scary is something that is rarely good and rarely works, and it's also something that's incredibly hard to market.

You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives.