Quotes About Balance

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.

When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

So I know where my feet are.

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

A force as of madness in the hands of reason has done all that was ever done in the world.

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if it is your partner who is messaging you, than you both need help.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

Sustainable development is development that meets the needs of the present without compromising the ability of future generations to meet their own needs.

If we can change our priorities, achieve balance and understanding in our roles as human beings in a complex world, the coming era can well be that of a richer civilization, not its end.