Quotes About Humor

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.

All the world loves a lover, but how it does laugh at his love letters.

Like most writers I know, I love being on stage. I've sublimated the dramatic urge by teaching and by making people laugh.

If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes.

Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive...ooh. I love you, too," he said, figuring it out. "You can tell me that one anytime you like." He folded her into his arms.

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.

I'm looking for parts that will challenge me comedically. I would love to be on a multicam sitcom one day, kind of like Friends. I love making people laugh and would like to continue to do so!

You don't marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

Love is blind," Harriet quipped. "But not illiterate," Elizabeth retorted.

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake

I shrug. "I'll probably mention that I'm in love with you." He chuckles. "Only you would say that in such a I-think-I'll-wash-my-hair-tonight tone.

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books that I write - and it's the only kinds of books I'm capable of writing.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

I love belts. My husband always jokes with me, because he always calls me out on my belts, he's always like, "Just belt it, like you always say."

Zen people love Buddha so tremendously that they can even play jokes upon him. It is out of great love; they are not afraid.

Love's a weird one, isn't it? I've never told my husband Graham that I love him. He's never told me either. I think it started as a bit of a joke. We just decided never to say it.

I enjoy doing physical comedy. I'd love, you know, them to throw me some shtick that way. I'd love to do that, if they need physical comedy, if they'd let me display my wares that way.

I love life, and I have a lot of gratitude. There have been a lot of bumps in the road, but my sense of humor gets me through a lot.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.