Quotes About Humor

The author I wish I was reading right now and always is Nora Ephron. I love the humor, the awareness, the sense of self-deprecation. She is such a role model to me.

As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters.

Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give him and award.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

I love a good non sequitur.

The maimings of love are endlessly funny.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

Sometimes I look back and think, 'Good. I'd love to go in and bang out a good episode of 'Talk Soup' today.'

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

All nations love the same jests and tales, Jews, Christians, and Mahometans, and the same translated suffice for all.

Darling Daddy, This is Rose. The shed needs new wires now it has blown up. Caddy is bringing home rock-bottom boyfriends to see if they will do for Mummy. Instead of you. Love, Rose.

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

I just love to make a whole roomful of people laugh.

I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers'. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.

Chris Farley, I was a huge fan of his growing up. I would love to do something kind of slapstick and funny, maybe where I could change my look even a little bit.

I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up.

I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.

Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Mel Brooks and David Zucker - there are very few people who know silly, and they're usually hugely intelligent, because you have to be intelligent to get it. Like the Marx brothers. I love it.

I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her.