Quotes About Humor

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

You can become very serious as a parent. That's got to be fought against.

I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums unless they're divorced and trying to get back at their wife. You know what I mean?

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.

My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into place.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!

Yes, of course I love little Sarah Jessica Parker. I love the fact that when she accepts awards, she thanks everyone she's ever met and inanimate objects that have 'been kind to her.' And I love the fact that she hasn't had a flesh-coloured mole removed from her forehead (I'm not making it up; have a closer look next time she's on the screen).

I'm a terrible parallel parker.

Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.

It's going to sound like brown-nosing, but I love 'Parks & Rec.'

I'm a huge fan of 'Parks and Rec.'

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

You can parody and make fun of almost anything, but that does not turn the universe into a caricature.

I see parody as another form of comedy.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

I always considered song parody kind of cheap.

We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments.

Either I'm in the studio creating something, or I'm on stage doing some stand-up somewhere... or I'm creating a parody video flexing my pecs.

I can only parody stuff I love.

There's been a lot of Catholic parody - 'Nunsense,' 'Sister Mary Ignatius' - I think they've almost been done to death, actually.