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Quotes About Humor

In most audience-participation shows, the participant is so clearly not a part of what's going on that it's the fish-out-of-water aspect that makes it funny.
~ James Lapine
You have to know you are in a comedy. You have to know that you are actually allowing the audience to participate on some level. When you go dark and mean it, then you don't let them in.
~ Kelsey Grammer
I decided that instead of making jokes about politics, I need to take part in it, and therefore, I can't make jokes and participate.
~ Sandi Toksvig
I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing.
~ Peter Jackson
I read the script and decide if a particular character looks fun to play. I look for complexity and a sense of humor. Those are crucial, real things to life.
~ Steve Buscemi
I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup of the person that you are attracted to, and that you fall in love with, is very important. Even down to that old bromide of a sense of humor and all of that.
~ Jack Lemmon
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.
~ Margaret Mahy
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
~ Jeremy Clarkson
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
~ Alan Moore
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
~ Carrot Top
Action comedy, if you can get it right, it is, for me, a particularly brilliant genre. It really is.
~ Jason Statham
Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
~ Jo Brand
You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!
~ Emo Philips
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~ Phyllis Diller
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.
~ Dan Harmon
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
~ Drew Carey
Partisanship is nothing new. I grew up in a household where appliances that broke had 'gone Democrat.'
~ Margaret Hoover
Comedy is based partly on mean-spiritedness.
~ Nipsey Russell
I think there's a certain objectivity that comes from being Canadian. You're partly British and partly American; you have a good bird's-eye view of both countries. So much of the comedy that comes out of Canada is impersonation - it's less 'look at me' than it is 'look at me playing other people.'
~ Eric McCormack
I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard does, so I just tried to write some stories that were based, or partly based, on my own experiences.
~ Deirdre O'Kane
I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
~ Martha Gellhorn
I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.
~ Brittany Snow
I think my broadcast partner Mike Gorman said it best. He said there's a generation of fans who know me as a player and there's a generation of fans who know me as a coach and now there's a generation of fans who think I'm Shrek!
~ Tom Heinsohn
I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner; it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.
~ John Cleese