Quotes About Humor

Richard Feynman, an incorrigible practical joker, had his own way of dealing with security regulations. When the censors complained that his wife, Arline, now a patient at a tuberculosis sanatorium in Albuquerque, was sending him letters in code and asked for the code, Feynman explained that he didn't have the key to it—it was a game he played with his wife to practice his code-breaking.

Midget," Nat says simply, his smile widening. "I was not a midget." Nat raises an eyebrow. "It looked that way from up here. The same as Rachel. The Two Midgets of Malibu." Loving Summer by Kailin Gow

Oh, Summer, I'm sorry. It's just that he's so totally hot, and… not as hot as Ryan, obviously." "Obviously," I say, trying to keep a straight face.", Loving Summer by Kailin Gow

uh oh I shit myself

Don't worry, you'll be fine!" "Oh?" "If you die, I'll bring you back!" "How…reassuring." "And then you'll be my little toy…eeee!

Oooh! A real hero! I haven't squashed one in years.

How can one be serious with the world when the world itself is so ridiculous!

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

It's funny,' Rado says, 'I can only be Bulgarian when I'm in France. Here, I'm semi-French. Everything is funny and bizarre, and I laugh like someone watching a Beckett play. Except I am a Frenchman with Bulgarian memories. […] But I'll never be one of them. Ah, the filthy French!

People are always asking me in interviews, 'What do you think of foreign affairs?' I just say, 'I've had a few.'

I have to laugh internally when I'm asked in interviews what nightspots I like to hit. I just don't have answers... so sometimes I make them up.

I want to keep all the comedy to interviews and outside-the-ring work.

People think that I can just walk into a room and get a job, but of the 200 interviews and auditions I go through a year, I may get three yeses. I just have to use my sense of humour to get me through.

I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.

When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that in an interview. In an interview! It's like, of course they are.

If something awkward happens, laugh. I don't think I've ever dated a guy who couldn't laugh - even in bed, during intimate times.

Comedy kind of terrifies me. I feel pretty intimidated.

So you don't have to take us too seriously; I mean, we're already intimidating enough on stage.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend, I'll be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing up as women as a lark, but 'EastEnders' seems blind to the fact that they enjoy a laugh. There should be a cheery chappy on there.

If you can introduce 'Newsround' with a fluffy Gopher squeaking next to you, you can handle anything!

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.