Quotes About Humor

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or find someone else.

You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around.

I think it is childish for men to joke about women's clothes, to make fun of our hats, to complain over the cost of a good fur coat.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.

I know when it's time to joke and when it's time to be serious. As far as football goes, I'm serious.

My friends always joke that I run on batteries.

You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.

There's no such thing as a hit joke.

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.

My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who is a joke a minute.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.

Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.

A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.