Quotes About Humor

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too' and he said, 'Oh really?' And I said, 'I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.' He didn't take the joke well, he didn't laugh and didn't think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It's all the same to me.

I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff with Windex while my friends are over, but then I found myself actually doing that the other day. It's horrible.

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores.

In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble.

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

I always joke that I'm a British actress trying to break into Scandinavian TV.

I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story, the important stuff.

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

I know what's funny, and I probably know the best way to deliver the joke. Whether it's walking out of a room, facing that way, facing this way. I just have a sense of that.

I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head.

I have some bad feet. But really, my main fault would probably be my personality. A lot of times, I am not serious enough. I joke around too much sometimes.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour, they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.