Quotes About Humor

Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that's all I want.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

I love films that make you feel something but also deliver that payload behind jokes.

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to have a big impact.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call me everything and I call them right back. There's blatant racism going both ways. That's what we need.

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

'Friends' was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.

I do love jokes.

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.

I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection.

I really don't like when you see improv scenes go on too long. It really bothers me, even if the jokes are good.

I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.